Reject, Renounce, and Rebuke H-E-B Liquid Dish Soap - Witch's Brew
Personal reflection:
Cute and funny or cursed and fatal?
Why use a dish soap with that name?
Why invoke the name of a witch and a witch’s brew, a cursed concoction?
Meant to conjure up evil spirits, to put spells and hexes on people.
A demonic dish soap, not to make clean but to make dirty.
Get your hands dirty with this demonic-satanic disguised and dispensed as a dish soap.
Why bring a witch’s brew into your home, into your kitchen?
It doesn’t remove stains, it leaves the stain of sin.
I remember sometime back HEB would not sell alcoholic beverages, now it’s been infiltrated by witches and warlocks.
How far down it has fallen from the original owner’s morals and values.
Another corrupt corporation that has fallen from grace and now extols evil and distributes the demonic, and sells the satanic.
The product description should truthfully read, truth in advertising:
Experience the power of curses with H-E-B Hand Dish Detergent Ultra Liquid Dish Soap.
Witch's Brew features a satanical spell:
Cursed apple warped in seductive musk and deep, dark cedarwood, for a witches and warlocks scent with a haunting of mayhem and madness.
This ultra-concoction formula delivers 3X the cursing power.
Designed to cut through life and love effortlessly, it leaves you saturated in sin and ready for your fall into hell for all your mixing-it-up and stirring-up boil and bubble, toil and trouble for your eternally damning deeds.
Ultra-concocted formula
3X cursed power
Cuts through a squeaky clean soul leaving it greasy and grimy
Ideal for tackling the mind with tough temptations
Satanically limitless time scent of fire and brimstone
WARNINGS: CAUTION: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF SOULS STRIVING TO BE SAINTS