February 13, 2019: The Russians made me do it! * Letter to the Editor * OPINION * Del Rio News-Herald





Letter to the Editor

The Russians made me do it!

Comedian Flip Wilson had Americans laughing with his characters "Reverend Leroy," the jovial, pompous pastor of the "Church of What's Happening Now," and "Geraldine Jones," the feisty African-American woman in a miniskirt. 

Whenever Geraldine would impulsively do anything she shouldn't, she excused herself by uttering the line she made famous, "The devil made me do it!" Americans laughed at Geraldine for her obviously lame excuse. In fact, to say, "The devil made me do it," became the rage all over the country. Everyone was saying it.

Now the rage, all over our country is to say, “The Russians made me do it!”  Whatever shouldn’t have been done is now blamed on the Russians. 

It was the Russians all along who made us vote for Donald Trump and not vote for Hillary Clinton.

It was the Russians unbeknownst to us all, who tricked us into filling in the oval on the ballot next to the name of Donald Trump instead of filling in the oval on the ballot next to the name of Hillary Clinton. 

It was the Russians who dug up all the dirt on the Clintons and made Donald Trump look squeaky clean, pristine and polished. How could that possibly be? When Donald Trump kept throwing dirt on himself and the media made the most of it; while making Hillary look her best when she was at her worst. 

But no, it was those dastardly, reprehensible, trolling Russians who infiltrated the vast World Wide Web and cast their spell into every nook and cranny of the internet.

A conspiracy theorist was probably binge-watching “The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show” on the Cartoon Network and convoluted the cartoon show with the 2016 Presidential election.   

The theater of the absurd with Pottsylvanian spies Boris Badenov whose surname is a play on 16th-century Russian Tsar Boris Godunov, Natasha Fatale who is almost always shown in a purple dress, but in the last season it is often red, and Fearless Leader from “Central Control”, all controlling the election.

Marian Casillas, Ed.D.
Del Rio, Texas