May 3, 2015: Del Rio News-Herald * OPINION * Letters to the Editor * Nursery rhymes past and present
Letter
to the Editor,
Nursery
Rhymes Past and Present
THEN: Old MacDonald had a
farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a cow,
E-I-E-I-O
With a moo moo here and a moo
moo there
Here a moo, there a moo,
everywhere a moo moo
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
NOW: @olddonaldo* had a
smartphone, AAMOI (As
a matter of interest)
And on that smartphone he did tweet, AAMOI
With a tweet tweet here and a tweet tweet there
Here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet tweet
@olddonaldo had a smartphone, AAMOI
And on that smartphone he did tweet, AAMOI
With a tweet tweet here and a tweet tweet there
Here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet tweet
@olddonaldo had a smartphone, AAMOI
*Not a real person’s Twitter account
THEN: A-tisket a-tasket
A green and yellow basket
I wrote a letter to my love
And on the way I dropped it,
I dropped it,
I dropped it,
And on the way I dropped it.
A little boy he picked it up and put it in his pocket
THEN: A-tisket a-tasket
A green and yellow basket
I wrote a letter to my love
And on the way I dropped it,
I dropped it,
I dropped it,
And on the way I dropped it.
A little boy he picked it up and put it in his pocket
NOW: I text and I text,
All day long all I do is
text,
I typed a message to my
love
And on its way, they
hacked it,
They hacked it,
They hacked it
And on its way, they
hacked it.
A hacker cracked the code
and going viral there it went
THEN: Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
NOW: Twitter, twitter,
little hastag,
How I wonder why you lag!
With the world wide web
so great,
Net neutrality what will
be its fate?
THEN: Mary had a little lamb,
His fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
His fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
Terry had a Mini Laptop,
Its cover was white as
snow,
And everywhere that Terry
went,
The Mini Laptop was sure
to go.
THEN: Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
Lovely Princess Bella
Sat dressed in her gown made
of taffeta,
Surfing the web all day;
Along came a troll,
Who went on a rampaging
roll
And frightened Princess Bella
away.
Safe Cyberspace Surfing!
Marian Casillas, Ed.D.