February 22, 2015: Del Rio News-Herald * Letter to the Editor * Vaccination vexation



































Letter to the Editor,

Vaccination Vexation

In the not too distant future: Angi, Cathi, Isla, Judi, Mora, Nona and Vangi are at the college campus clinic filling out their health history forms because they all need to take the mandatory Combined Disease Vaccine (CDV). 

All of them are first year students who are required to take the CDV in order to be enrolled at Southern Desert State University (SDSU) and live on campus at Abbey Downton Dormitory.

After they have completed their health history forms they are given an informational pamphlet about the CDV.  

The informational pamphlet states in part, “College presents a wonderful new world of educational and social opportunities, but unfortunately it also presents a new world of hazardous risks to student’s health and wellbeing; among these are communal living spaces, less than sanitary conditions, irregular sleeping habits, less than nutritious eating habits and less than safe sexual activity, all of which can leave students exposed, susceptible and vulnerable to various diseases. Prevention is the key to the ultimate health and wellbeing of college students living in dormitories and now there is the extremely effective Combined Disease Vaccine (CDV) which is a most important vaccine for all incoming first year students to keep them safe and secure throughout their college career.”

As Angi, Cathi, Isla, Judi, Mora, Nona and Vangi are patiently waiting for their turn to be immunized with the CDV injection, Nurse Ratched is meticulously reviewing each of their health history forms specifically the section where they wrote their Religion.

Nurse Ratched notes that Angi wrote Agnostic, Cathi – Catholic, Isla – Islam, Judi - Judaism, Mora – Mormon, Nona wrote down none and Vangi - Evangelical.

Angi and Nona are scheduled to receive the CDV (-) minus injection and Cathi, Isla, Judi, Mora and Vangi are scheduled to receive the CDV (+) plus injection.

The only discernible difference between the two injections is that the CDV (+) plus injection is laced with Omega XYZ which can cause infertility or multiple miscarriages. 

The requisite college CDV inoculation intimidation program is in reality a clandestine, involuntary population control plan designed to liberate the country of the “undesirables” by surreptitiously eliminating the virulent spread of religious fanaticism.

Unaware of what is actually happening to them; Cathi, Isla, Judi, Mora and Vangi blithely receive their CDV (+) plus injection and then go merrily on their way to their classes.


Marian Casillas, Ed.D.