Once upon a time in a big fish tank there were little fish that grew tired of their constitutional republic form of government. They had so many freedoms and rights that it spoiled them and they did nothing but swim around in an apathetic and bored manner all day long. They wished for a ruler that could entertain them with much pomp and royalty, and rule them in a way to make them know they were really being ruled. No representative form of government for them, they declared. So they quickly sent a petition to the owner of the big fish tank asking for a king-fish and a Queen-fish. The fish tank owner saw what simple and foolish creatures they were, but to keep them quiet and make them think they had a king-fish and a Queen-fish he threw down a king-fish lure and a Queen-fish lure, and both fell into the water with a great, big splash. The little fish hid themselves thinking the new king-fish and the new Queen-fish to be some powerful tyrannical governmental giant. They
